A New Dad Asks, If Male Violence Is the Biggest Threat to Women—How Do I Raise a Kind Son? by Christopher Zumski Finke And a very interesting article… I am raising a son myself.. My wife and I are attempting to ensure he lives his life with values and goodness, with kindness and manners. But … Read more
A few years ago I would happily carve my pumpkins to look like that in the opening scene of HALLOWEEN. Now I make them look like Angry Birds. This year, the hunt is on: We are desperately trying to find a Ninja Turtles Donetalla costume that fits Ayden. Parenting is surely fun.. It changes everything.Especially … Read moreHalloween parenting..
YOU’LL NEVER SLEEP AGAIN. Maybe never stream again, too.. If only my toilet looked like this amazing Freddy Kreuger version a friend posted on Facebook.. Then again, I thought I was having trouble potty training young Ayden now.. I could only imagine if this accompanied our trying times..
This story is true. Trust me.. I would never lie to readers… TONIGHT, around 6:30 PM… It was just another night at Horror Report home base.. My wife’s sister was here for dinner.. Ayden, as usual, wasn’t hungry, so he was watching BATMAN on TV.. And on the table, three empty bowls. Our soup was … Read moreEverything was typical.. until the atypical occurred.
MONDAY SEPTEMBER 23 2013 It was a great weekend, for all intents and purposes.. Here in HORROR REPORT land, the Bloomsburg, Pennsylvania annual Bloomsburg Fair opened with traditional bombast (big rain storm and big cool down and cold nights) .. Love going there. I am another face in the crowd, though yesterday I sported my … Read moreSo much to report, so little time: I have a severe case of ‘the Mondays’. The world seems to have one too
Happy Saturday.. It couldn’t be more beautiful for a September morning.. Already young Ayden is on his first Bigfoot hunt. Well, actually, he’s busy planting his ‘bad guys’ action figures (anything from The Joker to Superman) throughout the yard in order for Daddy to find them.. Hope your day will be perfect. September goes too … Read moreThe boy lurks in September
Sunday movies! At Age 2 and a half.. my son Ayden is being introduced to STAR WARS. He’s wide-eyed and in awe of Lucas’ RETURN OF THE JEDI. I have high hopes his childhood will be fun! And also hopefully I will get to relive my own by forcing the 1980s on him!! I am … Read moreSUNDAY MOVIE DAY: THE EMPIRE ONCE AGAIN STRIKING BACK
I have a giant electric mural of New York City. I purchased it in 2001 from Spencer Gifts, prior to the World Trade Center attacks and back when Spencers was actually in my local mall (with lots of other stores that are now closed), so the twin towers still proudly lurk in the background.. I … Read moreMaybe we’ve been here before.. A strange moment in parenting
My son Ayden and his cousin Skyla may be too small to literally walk all over me, but they’re getting all the practice they can..My hope is you’re having the time of your life today .. As life is so often fleeting in our time..