The Onion wins the infowar!

The Onion, the satirical news company that repeatedly spoofed conspiracy theorist Alex Jones, has won the bankruptcy auction for control over his media empire — most notably InfoWars, the far-right, conspiracy-minded website that served as Jones’ primary online platform. Jones announced the sale on X Thursday morning. Not all details have been made public.. but media reporting this: “I … Read moreThe Onion wins the infowar!

NEWS ROUNDUP: AUTUMN 2024

SUNDAY NOVEMBER 17 2024 BIDEN WILL ALLOW UKRAINE STRIKES WITHIN RUSSIA The Rock’s RED ONE cost a lot to make.. and made very little at the box office.. A violent demon: Johnny Carson dominated late-night TV for over 30 years, but when cameras stopped rolling, he privately struggled with drinking and three doomed marriages.. We … Read moreNEWS ROUNDUP: AUTUMN 2024

WICKED predicted to have a strong $100 mil weekend..…Media calling it “Glicked”.. Seriously..GLICKED is no BARBENHEIMER..Thanksgiving box office banks on MOANA 2 premiere.. 3 YEARS AFTER FATAL SHOOTING: ‘RUST’ PREMIERE THURSDAY NOVEMBER 21 2024 Robert Pattinson has reportedly joined the cast of Christopher Nolan’s mysterious new film.. the film is secretive but the cast is … Read more

NEWS ROUNDUP SUMMER 2024

SUNDAY AUGUST 25 2024 Inside Out 2: The first animated movie to cross $1 bil THE CROW DIRECTOR DOES DAMAGE CONTROL AFTER ABYSMAL REVIEWS DEADPOOL AND WOLVERINE end summer strong.. BLINK TWICE is fourth.. THE CROW on life support on opening weekend.. The fluoride debate continues; New study says kids get IQ damage with excessive … Read moreNEWS ROUNDUP SUMMER 2024

NEWS ROUNDUP: SPRING 2024

MONDAY MAY 27 2024 MEMORIAL DAY MR NIGHTMARE offers up some Memorial Day horror stories.. DESPERATE FOR ATTENTION: North Korea’s latest satellite launch ended in a mid-air explosion on Monday night, Pyongyang said, hours after its announcement of the planned projectile was criticised by Seoul and Tokyo. BIBI ADMITS RAFAH WAS A MISTAKE! SNOOZEFEST AT … Read moreNEWS ROUNDUP: SPRING 2024

NEWS ROUNDUP: WINTER 2024

EASTER SUNDAY 2024 HAPPY EASTER ON THE THIRD DAY, HE HAS RISEN: POPE FRANCIS BACK ON EASTER AFTER SKIPPING GOOD FRIDAY.. FLASH: AT&T notifies users of data breach and resets millions of passwords.. The company said that a dataset found on the “dark web” contains information such as Social Security numbers for about 7.6 million … Read moreNEWS ROUNDUP: WINTER 2024

NEWS ROUNDUP: FALL 2023

SUNDAY DECEMBER 31 2023: THE FINAL NEW ROUNDUP OF 2023 2023 and where it got us THE BEST AND WORST OF THE YEAR So many lost in 2023 Predictions for 2024 Final reflections AULD LANG SYNE.. I BET YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.. Nervous new years.. NYPD preps for large pro-Palestine protests…Networks Planning … Read moreNEWS ROUNDUP: FALL 2023