Things of importance from the world at large..
Is that a Spiderman on your building or are you just happy to see me? Apparently, some people in South Korea, are very erect in anger over a SPIDERMAN sculpture appearing on a building. You don’t have to look close to see that a well-endowed SPIDEY must have taken too many of those drugs that television commercials show men taking before bathing with women in a flower garden. That’s right.. he has an erection, presumably lasting more than four hours.. The artist has been pressured to remove the statue. While some may laugh at the image and deem it to be less than offensive, consider this fact: The statue was directly above a playground. Obviously not suitable for all ages–or really any age in my opinion.
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Another phallic image for you to start your day: Headline: “Serial cucumber masturbator sentenced after being recognized in library” Not an ONION article or other of satire, but certainly one with satiric potential. The UK METRO, in all its gossipy nature, reports this: The 49-year-old Frederick Davis was in a library in Toronto Canada when he was recognized by staff as the man who was seen masturbating in the library with one hand and grasping a cucumber in his other..
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Unless you’ve lived under a rock (or chosen not to watch 99% of TV like me) you have heard of the Long Island medium Theresa Caputo. A few weeks ago at a barbecue, a friend of mine even brought her up and argued about how right and honest she is.. But we now have this from RADAR ONLINE: The publication is reporting that the ‘gifted’ psychic is a fraud and her entire act is a hoax. That may not shock those who already doubt the paranormal, but it certainly may harm those mentally who have seen her and believed her when she told grieving family members that she was channeling loved ones.. As for me, when I see the LONG ISLAND medium, I typically think of the psychic from the movie MALL RATS. If you’ve ever seen it, I am sure you’ll remember her for her fame.. Nonetheless: Here is what RADAR says: She does the typical (getting to know the client and then noticing things about them, typical bad psychic stuff..) Then this: RADAR says that at a recent Hershey Pennsylvania event, she ‘seemed off’ with all of her guesses about people, and appeared to be grasping at straws at many points during the show..
Wonder if she saw this coming?
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A few weeks ago, all the rage on TWITTER was to ‘bring our girls home.’ Soon after that, the world forgot about the 200+ school girls abducted in Nigeria. But now this: Boko Haram has apparently kidnapped up to 40 young mothers near the same village where the school girls were taken.. Haram also slaughtered hundreds of people in Northeast Nigeria..
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Police in San Francisco recently met to discuss teen ‘Wildings’ .. If you haven’t heard of Wildings, it when teenagers mostly are acting like they are in a scene from the movie THE PURGE.. it’s being reported as a new crime trend that mostly involves younger people. No indeed, the kids proving that they still aren’t alright.
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Some interesting news from way up North in Alaska.. An earthquake swarm is hitting the Brooks Range–seismologists really don’t know why and there is not much of a precedent for it.. Scientists are obviously watching it closely..
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Two massive solar flares have just been unleashed by the sun.. Both were caught by NASA, and both were classified as X class flares.. Radio blackouts have occurred in Europe.. Thankfully the flares failed to destroy humanity. Although Ed Dames will be front and center advertising his ‘kill shot’ vision..
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Pope Francis, just getting over days of an illness, presided over an audience on a scorching hot day.. the Pope used the chance to denounce corrupt businessmen, human trafficking, and forced child labor..
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Not for the faint of heart.. this from Pennsylvania: A West Hazleton man accused of inserting his fist into a woman’s anus and pulling out stomach tissue during a drug-fueled attack last year has pleaded guilty in Luzerne County Court.
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Too far? A woman who worked for a NASA-funded project was in a British documentary called THE GIRL WHO TALKED TO DOLPHINS. During the documentary, she also admitted to having sex with dolphins.. She said she was not uncomfortable.. as long as it was ‘not rough’ .. More here.
Once you go aquatic… when the tank is rockin’.. They call it flipper.
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