The Horror Report

The Dow surged immediately 200 points. Maybe everyone is hopeful 2012 will be a year of good tidings, comfort, and joy…

Ever see a beach with thousands of dead birds filling the sandy landscape? Well now you can..

… Intrigue over a potential snowstorm on the East Coast around January 13.. NAO appears to go negative during that timeframe.. Earth-informer will be watching..

The death of thousands of black birds in Arkansas is believed to have been intentional

Women just don’t need men like they used to. Even less with news now that scientists have successfully grown sperm in a lab dish, I suspect men will be needed even less. Indeed, it sounds threatening: No more need for the bar scene.. no night out. No dinner. No movie. No.. well, you know what … Read moreWell.. every sperm WAS sacred… until science created sperm

A tragic story developed yesterday when a 34-year-old female park ranger–and mother of two young children. Now today, police confirm that the body of the gunman was found at the Washington park.. Sadly Margaret Anderson is gone from the earth due to the violence.. The suspected shooter, Benjamin  Colton Barnes.. he was embroiled in a … Read moreMt. Rainier gunman found–dead

A man has been detained after dozens of fires were set across the LA area

Thousands of dead herring have been washed up dead into a Norwegian beach.. Pumped up for ’12? This may happen all year..

January 3, 2012 Iowa (caucus) January 10, 2012 New Hampshire (primary) January 21, 2012 South Carolina (primary) January 31, 2012 Florida (primary) February 4, 2012 Nevada (caucus) February 4–11, 2012 Maine (caucus) February 7, 2012 Colorado (caucus)Minnesota (caucus)Missouri (primary) – *See note below on Missouri February 28, 2012 Arizona (primary)Michigan (primary) March 3, 2012 Washington … Read moreThe next four months of your life: Weekly doses of political mayhem, negative ads, and talking points and talking heads covering the TV airwaves. Get ready

With all of the twists, turns, and controversies in the Republican race for the 2012 nomination, it’s amazing we have come to this road: Ready in Iowa, caucus goers tomorrow are about to end the pronouncements, announcements, corny catch phrases, and all of the mixture in between. Newt Gingrich surged. Herman Cain purged. Michelle Bachmann … Read moreAnd then there were three..