Man with WWI explosive lodged in his rectum sparks bomb scare, hospital evacuation

They reassured us by telling us that it was a collector’s item from the First World War, used by the French military,” the hospital stated.

Stunned doctors subsequently began the process of trying to remove the object — which measured almost 8 inches long and more than 2 inches wide — from the man’s rectum.
— Read on nypost.com/2022/12/20/man-with-wwi-explosive-lodged-in-his-rectum-sparks-bomb-scare-hospital-evacuation/

It is surmised that the man inserted the explosive into his rectum for sexual gratification. And now the world knows his secrets..