Tabloids convulse at sight of Bieber’s naked butt

Can we all calm down?!
Chill out?!

Biebs not only posted his nude rear near a lake but –take a breath–‘liked’ one of Selena Gomez’s photos on Instagram!! Ok now screen like a teen!

This is getting old, old media. Even the tabloids in Amurica have gotten stale..

As for Instagram, I’ll take Chelsea Handler’s nipples any day. At least their cutting edge. Especially in the cold.