Year: 2013

State of the government shutdown: AMBER ALERT system goes down. Michelle Obama’s exercise website stays up.. LET’S MOVE.

Letterman, CBS sign ‘Late Show’ deal through 2015 Got to say I’m a not surprised by this.. I think the show is stale now, I can’t even imagine what Letterman circa 2015 will be like.. But he really can’t go out on top. He hasn’t been on top since Hugh Grant was on top of … Read moreA miserably late show..

YOU’LL NEVER SLEEP AGAIN. Maybe never stream again, too.. If only my toilet looked like this amazing Freddy Kreuger version a friend posted on Facebook..  Then again, I thought I was having trouble potty training young Ayden now.. I could only imagine if this accompanied our trying times..

The temperature tells me it’s summer.The calender says it’s fall.The leaves agree.

THURSDAY OCTOBER 3 2013 If you read the HORROR REPORT late last night, you may have caught the story last night about a bowl breaking in my house. My wife tells me I should really not write that late–maybe she’s right..it fraught with bad grammar and poorly constructed sentences. I am no Pulitzer Prize winning … Read moreThursday update. Hopefully with better grammar than last night

This story is true. Trust me.. I would never lie to readers… TONIGHT, around 6:30 PM… It was just another night at Horror Report home base.. My wife’s sister was here for dinner.. Ayden, as usual, wasn’t hungry, so he was watching BATMAN on TV.. And on the table, three empty bowls. Our soup was … Read moreEverything was typical.. until the atypical occurred.

WEDNESDAY OCTOBER 2 2013 Meteor sightings in the 1000s across the United States.. ‘Fireballs’ fall from the sky in Mexico.. reports that they caused nausea and headaches in rescuers in the Yucatan.. Was it ball lightning or something else? Ison could still be the comet of the century. Or not.ISON passed by MARS on Tuesday.. … Read moreTwerk or tweet: An October 2 update

Whitley Strieber talking about aliens going up his rear end on Art Bell. Or a guest on Clyde Lewis talking about the 9.  A night of weird on my ear buds. I am debating if I should play each on a separate phone and beam both shows into a respective ear. What would my dreams … Read moreStrieber’s aliens and Clyde’s 9: It’s one of those creepy nights..

TUESDAY OCTOBER 1 2013 New federal fiscal year.. and the government has shut down.. a battle in Washington DC between Republicans and Democrats continued into the early morning hours.. by the time the sun rose over the Capitol, the government was still closed for business.. Ways the government shut down could hurt.. 800,000 without pay.. … Read moreThe government has shut down. But we have not.

The new fad word of the year you’ll hear .. before the end of the year: iPosture. Apparently people are hunched over so much anymore that their backs are becoming disfigured. At least one survey conducted concludes that almost 90% of the youthful ignorants are suffering from back issues.. The days of sitting up straight … Read moreiPosture problems..