MONDAY SEPTEMBER 9 2013
I often forget the year.. the month.. the day. Lately I forget the minute. Life is confusing enough, but with headlines like Arsenio Hall being back after almost two decades full, and Britney Spears being back, bitches, it’s easy to neglect your calender and think you’re still in the last century. With some help, and some worrisome headlines, you’re about to get zoomed into the past, present, and the future.. all in one Monday morning update. Good day all, read them and weep..
There was a ton of news last night I wanted to get to, but never found the time. But no worry for me, it was …FOOTBALL SUNDAY!
…and a war is coming.
What matters to you more?
Some Syrian morning:
CNN receives and shows Syria horror videos of the chemical attack, with men, women, and children shirtless and convulsing on the floor dying, while panic and screams in the background are occurring.. Sure, the media doesn’t play sides.
The ‘rebels’ take Christian village in Syria..
Assad has given his first interview since the chemical attack happened, with Charlie Rose.. he denied the chemical attack was conducted at his request, he said the United States had no evidence of it being his government.. and he said he would retaliate if attacked..
The Obama Administration has denied AP’s call to release Syria evidence..
TIME TABLE: John Kerry is giving Assad one week to ‘turn in’ chemical weapons..
Mrs. Graham confronts war-weary South Carolinians on Syria .. and threatens that his state could be hit by a nuclear strike!
Tokyo’s 2020 Radiation Olympics
This is all becoming very old news (sadly it’s not making anyone concerned anymore): The NSA has the ability to tap into the personal information on your smartphone.. Oh, I am sure power will never be abused..
Rumors and fears over the November 13 simulated power outage drill..
A new Twitter program can map a nation’s mood..
107-year-old man killed in shootout with police..
17 children injured when festival ride suddenly stops..
THE PORN INDUSTRY HAS SOME NEW CONCERNS AS A FOURTH ACTOR IS CONFIRMED HIV POSITIVE..
A Christian website that often questions and slams movies over content is turning to the pigskin: Should Christians watch football, they ask.. but don’t those football players always thank God after their victory dance and touchdown..?
I am pretty sure Jesus would be a Raiders fan.
the New York POST reports that RFK’s secret diary (obviously now not a secret) will make Al Shapron, Jesse Jackson, and Governor Cuomo angry.. Apparently he also had a whole part dedicated to his adultery, and 37 women had scored from 1 to 10..
4-year-old dies after brain-eating amoeba infection..
Dennis Rodman says that Lil Kim UN is the father of a baby girl.. And she’d be perhaps the only lucky North Korean girl, someone born in luxury instead of deplorable poverty.. someone who can be healthy, instead of suffering in rape camps or torture prisons, working until dying at a young life. Yes, Kim Jong Un, congrats. Will Dennis Rodman be the Godfather?
She’s just being Miley: Cyrus virus can’t stop twerking, this time doing it on a German TV show with ‘little adults’.. I think the bigger story is that Germany has an show of ‘little adults’..
Lady Gaga in hiding–behind weird mask
Jeff Langum can boast: His beard is number 1
RIDDICK update: Weak but number 1..
Wentworth Miller says he tried committing suicide before revealing he was gay..
Arsenio Hall back to talk show circuit Monday night .. after being away for 19 years..
Paper: Too few movies are good at horror..
Remake of POLTERGEIST being shot.. I am still immensely angry that classic GREAT movies are being remade–films that have no need to be redone again. It was one thing when Rob Zombie soaked Halloween with gore and blood.. but POLTERGEIST? This movie is in a class by itself–spiritual, emotional, deeply horrific… and now someone is coming along and thinking they could do better than Spielberg…Gil Keenan is no Spielberg.