Case of the Mondays: The news today is from bad to worse

MONDAY AUGUST 5 2013

LATEST TERROR THREAT:










A gift or a curse? A woman finds a 7-foot-tall bucket of KFC in her yard.. It’s a mystery as to how it happened and where it was from.. it’s became an instant hit, though, and somewhat of a tourist attraction. Some people have cattle mutilations, or crop circles.. this mystery in Georgia is a massive bucket of chicken..



She was arrested.. she was laughed at and mocked.. but now she must face this: Lindsay Lohan grilled by Oprah!







Bayou update: Is the Louisiana sinkhole actually a volcano? .. The ADVOCATE reports that the sinkhole has grown in a ‘volcano-like quality’ .. tremors and methane releases have occurred. While no expert has called this sinkhole a volcano, just that reference makes me wonder if the reporter was told it’s a possibility.. It has been over one year since this sinkhole opened up and began swallowing the earth–scientists continue to believe it’s the result of a failure of a Texas Brine Co salt dome cavern after it was mined too closely to the outer face of the underground salt deposit..
But that volcano reference.. hmm…