The National Weather Service wants you to prepare so much for spring weather that they intend on instituting a campaign to scare the hell out of you to do so!
Goodbye old fashioned tornado warnings, hello graphic wording on how many terrible ways you will die within seconds of hearing the warning..
Among the warnings:
Earth informer votes that they also incorporate ‘bring out your dead the monster is coming’ and ‘the end is near’..
In all seriousness could this end up being a boy that cried wolf scenario? You get told countless times you’ll die, you don’t, and then let your guard down?
Then disaster truly hits
