Well.. every sperm WAS sacred… until science created sperm

Women just don’t need men like they used to.


Indeed, it sounds threatening: No more need for the bar scene.. no night out. No dinner. No movie. No.. well, you know what comes next. Meatloaf sang about it and lots of men each weekend want to get there. 

Now with scientific breakthroughs, the bar of the future may be a dance club rave filled with happy women and test tubes, right next to the next shot of alcohol happily flowing into their systems.

Sure, the story says that men who are infertile can now be helped with the new discovery.. but really, men, you think your infertile bones are what women want? They seek the fertile. The fresh..the healthy. 

The test tube.
That almighty tube of wonder.. yearning to break free..

The ‘holy grail’ .. a man’s sperm growing outside of the man’s body.

So human race: Now what?