This report from the weekend:

In Australia, Bieber rented a swanky house and Cameron MacDonald, the Mosman property owner, was allegedly left with a huge cleanup project, according to the report.

On Friday, The Sydney Morning Herald reported that Bieber left an unpleasant aroma wafting through the plush premises and it had to be professionally “de-odorised.”

The newpaper’s source said the cleaning was proceeding, including the removal of the dreadful smell.

The biggest smell, reports say: Pot. Word has been around for years that Biebs like the herb.. Apparently the party went overboard in the hotel.

Bieber, for those who may forget, is also a shape shifter. In the past week we were entertained by the stories of ‘at least 100 fans’ seeing Biebs shape shift right before their eyes into a horrid lizard-boy. Something, we are told, he also did during a court hearing. Fox News even has the footage of his eyes turning back and forth from human to reptilian..

But he appears to be a very stinky reptilian.. one who leaves the remnants of his passage long after he leaves the hotel.

And for those who ponder why I continuously cover Bieber. I have for years–since the inception of the little runt as a matter of fact. It’s fun. He is not going away. And my Bieber fever has yet to break.
Enjoy.

 

This report from the weekend:

In Australia, Bieber rented a swanky house and Cameron MacDonald, the Mosman property owner, was allegedly left with a huge cleanup project, according to the report.

On Friday, The Sydney Morning Herald reported that Bieber left an unpleasant aroma wafting through the plush premises and it had to be professionally “de-odorised.”

The newpaper’s source said the cleaning was proceeding, including the removal of the dreadful smell.

The biggest smell, reports say: Pot. Word has been around for years that Biebs like the herb.. Apparently the party went overboard in the hotel.

Bieber, for those who may forget, is also a shape shifter. In the past week we were entertained by the stories of ‘at least 100 fans’ seeing Biebs shape shift right before their eyes into a horrid lizard-boy. Something, we are told, he also did during a court hearing. Fox News even has the footage of his eyes turning back and forth from human to reptilian..

But he appears to be a very stinky reptilian.. one who leaves the remnants of his passage long after he leaves the hotel.

And for those who ponder why I continuously cover Bieber. I have for years–since the inception of the little runt as a matter of fact. It’s fun. He is not going away. And my Bieber fever has yet to break.
Enjoy.

The fun rumors of the day… Bieber fever has gone to a new level.. apparently hundreds–that’s right hundreds–of fans say Justin turn into a reptile .. 

Buzzfeed is reporting everything you need to know about the Justin Bieber reptilian conspiracy theory here.. from the article: 

Much of the conspiracy hinges on an article ALLEGEDLY published (and then quickly taken down) on Perth Now, with a headline reading “Hundreds Of Fans Claim They Saw Justin Bieber Turn Into Giant Reptile”.

The alleged story went on to claim police had been called by distressed fans who saw “gross, coloured scales” all over Bieber’s body.

This site seemed to kick off the conspiracies, with the added bonus of more quotes about Lizard Bieber from the very reliable source of “local skater.”

“He was hanging around with this big guy, his bodyguard I guess, and we were just staring because he kept turning into a huge reptile,” said a local skater. “His bodyguard was pointing at us, shouting that he’d kick our teeth in if we didn’t put our phones away.”

So the conspiracy continues. And with each new post, Tweet, or Tumbl, it grows more.. 

Justin Bieber….. the reptilian shapeshifter.

Not the first time this rumor has been around though.

Back during his court appearance in 2014, his eyes created a stir when they appeared to change quite a bit, either because of a glitch. Or because his inner-reptilian was coming out.

Bette Midler suddenly becomes the anti-Bieber ‘hero’

The house of pop culture insanity is being blown wide open by none other than advanced star Bette Midler.. Her words have come on the heels of a strange tweet that Justin Bieber’s father–for some reason–decided to post about his own son’s penis picture flap, not fap, that took place this week.. Background first: Beeb’s DAD, presumably now infected with the fever, Tweeted, “”@justinbieber what do…

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The house of pop culture insanity is being blown wide open by none other than advanced star Bette Midler.. Her words have come on the heels of a strange tweet that Justin Bieber’s father–for some reason–decided to post about his own son’s penis picture flap, not fap, that took place this week..

Background first: Beeb’s DAD, presumably now infected with the fever, Tweeted,

“”@justinbieber what do you feed that thing,  #proud daddy” ..

As sickening as it is..he did it.  Afterwards, even gossip rags shuttered in a collective grossed out sigh.

Enter Bette:

@justinbieber dad tweeted he’s proud of his son’s penis size. I think the biggest dick in this situation is the dad who abandoned his son.”

Ouch.
So sayseth the Midler, so she becomes the hero.

And the wind beneath’s Justin’s genitalia ..

THE CHURCH OF JUSTIN BIEBER’S FIRST FORAY INTO THE MYSTICAL AND SCIENTIFIC RATIONAL FOR GOD

He clearly opposes the big bang theory:

“I’m the type of dude who always wants to figure it out. Science makes a lot of sense. Then I start thinking — wait, the ‘big bang’. For a ‘big bang’ to create all this is more wild to think about than thinking about there being a God. Imagine putting a bunch of gold into a box, shaking up the box, and out comes a Rolex. It’s so preposterous once people start saying it.”