Beam us up, Tehran

An Iranian scientist has claimed to do the impossible: Create a time machine.
This story comes from the UK TELEGRAPH, and quoted here:

Ali Razeghi, a Tehran scientist has registered “The Aryayek Time Traveling Machine” with the state-run Centre for Strategic Inventions.The device can predict the future in a print out after taking readings from the touch of a user, he told the Fars state newsagency.Razaeghi, 27, said the device worked by a set of complex algorithims to “predict five to eight years of the future life of any individual, with 98 percent accuracy”.

I’d love to believe it. But I cannot believe a word of it….